Celebrity Crushes

I have celebrity crushes, as everyone does, and I just needed everyone to know them!
Female celebrity Crushes:

Numero 3:

Mila Kunis, cuz WHY NOT! She's AWESOME! And she's an amazing actress, and she was born in a country that is my northern neighbour. So that's kewl. She was awesome in That 70's Show and she's pretty funny and pretty hot. So that's cool.

Numero 2:

Emma Stone is awesome. Have you seen her on Ellen?! SHE'S HILARIOUS! And her voice is cool. And she's also a pretty good actress, why wouldn't she?!

Et, la piece de resistance (excuse me if I spelled that wrong), numero 1:

Why wouldn't you love Jennifer Lawrence?! WHY!

She's AMAZING! We even share the same hobbies! Or favourites.

She tends to embarrass herself in front of people she admires.

And she's an amazing actress! Like seriously! SHE'S AWESOME!

I'm as straight as a boner, so if you think I'm a lesbian, why? (I fully support the LGBT community, so I'm not a homophobic)

Les male celebrity crushes:

Numero 3:

Tom Hiddleston is awesome. And you can't say anything against that! I can't believe I had him on the third place. Sorry Tom. I absolutely love you. You are beautiful and talented!

Numero 2:

Oh, how I would tap that hot irish ass. Well, not really. He's hot. Like, really hot. AND HE'S GINGER! WAT! Also, he's Domhnall Gleeson. And he played in Harry Potter. AWWWWEEEEYYYEEEAH!

Numero 1:

Benedict Cumberbatch? WHY NOT! Right now, I fangirl whenever I see him. Well, I saw Domhnall Gleeson today at the cinema in a trailer and I almost screamed.
Benedict is awesome, and he's strangely attractive and he's pretty much an awesome actor. And a dragon.

Well,
Goodbye,
E.